The well-to-do Thetian Lord whose name we've been forbidden from repeating (lest undesirable portals into dark regions of space be opened) has built beautifully colorful and grossly opulent business and residential structures along the northern and southern coasts of Montavera's most active body of water - The Long River. "Pay no mind to the voices you thought you heard coming from the water," said City Council. "There's no one in the river. We promise." The Theta Strip, named after its founder, is a city sector full of the city's thought-leaders, thought-thieves, thought-torturers, and thought-so’s, so living here is sure to be fun and full of adventure. Adventure and judgement.